Known to his teammages as
Ralphie, John is the definition of journeyman player.
The burly defender currently plays on the Hookers
(Monday), Chiefs (Thursday), and Kilroys (Wednesday.)
Whether he's for you or against you, John will always
let you (and everyone else in the arena) know how
he feels about you. His teammates speculate that
he has a mild form of Turretts syndrome.
Hooker
Motto
And I charge you that you be patient and perfect
till I come. Till then I salute you with a significant
look that you do not forget me. - Walt Whitman
Fast
Facts
Rauch is the man to see
for "protection" in Las Vegas.
